Well today ended differently to how I had planned it.

One fractured clavicle. Five fractured ribs (T1-3 posteriorly, T5-6 anteriorly). A free helicopter ride to Perth.

And a free nights stay for bed and breakfast in the state trauma unit..

I’ve also had a smorgasbord of schedule 8 drugs, none of which really gives me any idea of what makes them attractive to some people

Could have been much worse, and I have had excellent care throughout.